<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945</id><updated>2011-07-07T19:38:07.181-07:00</updated><category term='roaming'/><category term='infomercials'/><category term='MJ'/><category term='Social'/><category term='Twitter'/><category term='Randy Jackson'/><category term='Internet'/><category term='icons'/><category term='Newspaper'/><category term='overload'/><category term='Family'/><category term='Dunkleman'/><category term='heaven'/><category term='That&apos;s the way it is'/><category term='IM&apos;s'/><category term='Online'/><category term='Pee-wee'/><category term='R.I.P.'/><category term='Green'/><category term='customers'/><category term='Judges'/><category term='BBS'/><category term='calls'/><category term='Tech Support'/><category term='Billy Mays'/><category term='Classifieds'/><category term='MySpace'/><category term='phone'/><category term='Elections'/><category term='Google'/><category term='anchorman'/><category term='American Idol'/><category term='angels'/><category term='Texts'/><category term='CB'/><category term='Iran'/><category term='Walter Cronkite'/><category term='messages'/><category term='Yearbook'/><category term='real stories'/><category term='Alf'/><category term='Michael Jackson'/><category term='Google Voice'/><category term='Networks'/><category term='Facebook'/><category term='News'/><category term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Twitterpated™ - Adventures in Social Networking</title><subtitle type='html'>An online strip published weekly. We find the humor in the social networking experience, drawing upon posts, notes and photos we come across on Facebook, Twitter and elsewhere. Enjoy!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-1375090760516411177</id><published>2009-08-08T18:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-08T18:15:30.189-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='overload'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MySpace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Online'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><title type='text'>Twitterpated - Issue #12</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Sn4jFAozXfI/AAAAAAAAANY/K07e-Ol2-Mk/s1600-h/Twitterpated_882009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Sn4jFAozXfI/AAAAAAAAANY/K07e-Ol2-Mk/s400/Twitterpated_882009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367766374849666546" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-1375090760516411177?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/1375090760516411177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/08/twitterpated-issue-12.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1375090760516411177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1375090760516411177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/08/twitterpated-issue-12.html' title='Twitterpated - Issue #12'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Sn4jFAozXfI/AAAAAAAAANY/K07e-Ol2-Mk/s72-c/Twitterpated_882009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-6711306164322526385</id><published>2009-08-04T00:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T00:13:01.168-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CB'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Networks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Social'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yearbook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBS'/><title type='text'>Issue #11 - August 4th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnffaFzT5eI/AAAAAAAAANQ/avLrRBwqqDE/s1600-h/Twitterpated_842009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnffaFzT5eI/AAAAAAAAANQ/avLrRBwqqDE/s400/Twitterpated_842009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366003120362218978" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-6711306164322526385?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/6711306164322526385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/08/issue-11-august-4th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/6711306164322526385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/6711306164322526385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/08/issue-11-august-4th-2009.html' title='Issue #11 - August 4th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnffaFzT5eI/AAAAAAAAANQ/avLrRBwqqDE/s72-c/Twitterpated_842009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-2276077391352942132</id><published>2009-07-30T00:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T00:16:03.579-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Voice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roaming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phone'/><title type='text'>Issue #10 - July 29th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnFIn_eUHgI/AAAAAAAAANI/XKZ9l7qg2QE/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7292009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 385px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnFIn_eUHgI/AAAAAAAAANI/XKZ9l7qg2QE/s400/Twitterpated_7292009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364148483065650690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-2276077391352942132?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/2276077391352942132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-10-july-29th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/2276077391352942132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/2276077391352942132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-10-july-29th-2009.html' title='Issue #10 - July 29th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SnFIn_eUHgI/AAAAAAAAANI/XKZ9l7qg2QE/s72-c/Twitterpated_7292009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-7877040520186431379</id><published>2009-07-25T20:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T20:04:54.759-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Classifieds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real stories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Newspaper'/><title type='text'>Issue #9 - July 24th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmvHtk_-2MI/AAAAAAAAAM4/SqPcUH-2DEI/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7242009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 390px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmvHtk_-2MI/AAAAAAAAAM4/SqPcUH-2DEI/s400/Twitterpated_7242009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362599367154784450" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-7877040520186431379?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/7877040520186431379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-9-july-24th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/7877040520186431379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/7877040520186431379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-9-july-24th-2009.html' title='Issue #9 - July 24th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmvHtk_-2MI/AAAAAAAAAM4/SqPcUH-2DEI/s72-c/Twitterpated_7242009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-7928559876665842589</id><published>2009-07-21T23:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T23:22:20.958-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Judges'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dunkleman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Randy Jackson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pee-wee'/><title type='text'>Issue #8 - July 20th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Smav95XjFQI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Jkd9UsczxHo/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7202009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Smav95XjFQI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Jkd9UsczxHo/s400/Twitterpated_7202009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361165884337624322" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-7928559876665842589?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/7928559876665842589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-8-july-20th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/7928559876665842589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/7928559876665842589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-8-july-20th-2009.html' title='Issue #8 - July 20th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Smav95XjFQI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Jkd9UsczxHo/s72-c/Twitterpated_7202009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-3327493850153913898</id><published>2009-07-17T23:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T23:49:16.494-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='That&apos;s the way it is'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='R.I.P.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anchorman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Walter Cronkite'/><title type='text'>Issue #7 - July 17th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmFwKd7nrJI/AAAAAAAAAMg/DtKG9KDumB8/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7172009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmFwKd7nrJI/AAAAAAAAAMg/DtKG9KDumB8/s400/Twitterpated_7172009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359688356683295890" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-3327493850153913898?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/3327493850153913898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-7-july-18th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/3327493850153913898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/3327493850153913898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-7-july-18th-2009.html' title='Issue #7 - July 17th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SmFwKd7nrJI/AAAAAAAAAMg/DtKG9KDumB8/s72-c/Twitterpated_7172009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-5007241538248466996</id><published>2009-07-13T23:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T23:34:48.762-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Texts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='messages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real stories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IM&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Issue #6 - July 13th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Slwm6ftRG1I/AAAAAAAAAMY/o3J4s97jx3E/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7132009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Slwm6ftRG1I/AAAAAAAAAMY/o3J4s97jx3E/s400/Twitterpated_7132009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358200443049679698" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-5007241538248466996?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/5007241538248466996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-6-july-13th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/5007241538248466996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/5007241538248466996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-6-july-13th-2009.html' title='Issue #6 - July 13th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/Slwm6ftRG1I/AAAAAAAAAMY/o3J4s97jx3E/s72-c/Twitterpated_7132009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-5960857741178922724</id><published>2009-07-10T09:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T09:50:35.145-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='customers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='calls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real stories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tech Support'/><title type='text'>Issue #5 - July 10th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SldxTVwGDLI/AAAAAAAAAL4/y8f9bC1H1E0/s1600-h/Twitterpated_7102009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 388px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SldxTVwGDLI/AAAAAAAAAL4/y8f9bC1H1E0/s400/Twitterpated_7102009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356874858850815154" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-5960857741178922724?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/5960857741178922724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-5-july-10th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/5960857741178922724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/5960857741178922724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-5-july-10th-2009.html' title='Issue #5 - July 10th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SldxTVwGDLI/AAAAAAAAAL4/y8f9bC1H1E0/s72-c/Twitterpated_7102009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-1774498384403866454</id><published>2009-07-06T23:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-06T23:43:40.601-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='R.I.P.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MJ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Jackson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><title type='text'>Issue #4 - July 7th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SlLul3shgGI/AAAAAAAAALw/NgLa26Yq5hs/s1600-h/Twitterpated_762009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SlLul3shgGI/AAAAAAAAALw/NgLa26Yq5hs/s400/Twitterpated_762009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355605241270206562" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-1774498384403866454?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/1774498384403866454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-4-july-7th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1774498384403866454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1774498384403866454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-4-july-7th-2009.html' title='Issue #4 - July 7th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SlLul3shgGI/AAAAAAAAALw/NgLa26Yq5hs/s72-c/Twitterpated_762009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-1471536805375185757</id><published>2009-07-01T22:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T22:59:42.868-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='icons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iran'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Green'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elections'/><title type='text'>Issue 3 - July 1st, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkxMrspUujI/AAAAAAAAALg/FY0DH9cM_-0/s1600-h/Twitterpated_712009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 330px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkxMrspUujI/AAAAAAAAALg/FY0DH9cM_-0/s400/Twitterpated_712009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353738370639247922" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-1471536805375185757?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/1471536805375185757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-3-july-1st-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1471536805375185757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/1471536805375185757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/07/issue-3-july-1st-2009.html' title='Issue 3 - July 1st, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkxMrspUujI/AAAAAAAAALg/FY0DH9cM_-0/s72-c/Twitterpated_712009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-2504861809652145611</id><published>2009-06-29T22:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T23:00:03.914-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Billy Mays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infomercials'/><title type='text'>Issue 2 - June 29th, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkmpwfQNs9I/AAAAAAAAALY/ePQsuKy8b3U/s1600-h/Twitterpated_62909.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkmpwfQNs9I/AAAAAAAAALY/ePQsuKy8b3U/s400/Twitterpated_62909.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352996282594866130" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-2504861809652145611?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/2504861809652145611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/06/issue-2-june-29th-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/2504861809652145611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/2504861809652145611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/06/issue-2-june-29th-2009.html' title='Issue 2 - June 29th, 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkmpwfQNs9I/AAAAAAAAALY/ePQsuKy8b3U/s72-c/Twitterpated_62909.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2218599372193594945.post-92370450006958430</id><published>2009-06-28T10:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T10:25:54.944-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Issue 1 - June 27 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkeneL3x3lI/AAAAAAAAALM/oktL05nL30U/s1600-h/Twitterpated_62709.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkeneL3x3lI/AAAAAAAAALM/oktL05nL30U/s400/Twitterpated_62709.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352430819177782866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2218599372193594945-92370450006958430?l=twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/feeds/92370450006958430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/06/issue-1-june-27-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/92370450006958430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2218599372193594945/posts/default/92370450006958430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://twitterpatedcomic.blogspot.com/2009/06/issue-1-june-27-2009.html' title='Issue 1 - June 27 2009'/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12675827957599680666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SF_iHi0uFdI/AAAAAAAAADg/nuUFixqZ1Ws/S220/jeff_bwSMALL.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OEeo-krWmTQ/SkeneL3x3lI/AAAAAAAAALM/oktL05nL30U/s72-c/Twitterpated_62709.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
